B R E A D B A N K

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

B R E A D B A N K

by .Greg. October 10, 2020

I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y

ABBREVIATION FOR IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW BABY IM CRAZY BOUT YOU AND I WOULD BE LYIN IF I SAID THAT I COULD LIVE THIS LIFE WITHOUT YOU

*Text from signjficant other *: I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y

by swanrose365 July 7, 2021

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

B.A.R.K.

Broke Ass Rich Kid: This is a young person, usually a college student or high school student, who despite constantly telling you about how wealthy and successful his/her parents are, never seems to have any money. They may or may not actually come from a wealthy family, but they usually do, and they often ask to borrow large sums of money right when you need to pay rent, they will promise that their parents will pay you back, but this will never happen.

My friend is always telling me how his father is a millionaire, but i always have to buy him lunch, he is such a B.A.R.K.

by DAG October 19, 2009

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F

I
Love
You
But
I
Know
You
Don't
Feel

The

Same

Way
And
You
Rather

Just
Stay
Friends

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F ilybikydftswayrjsf

by sad_BOI2004 November 23, 2021

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do

Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020

I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S

I Don’t know how to tell you this but I like you but I Know you don’t like me back and that is what’s making me suicidal

a boy: yoo Amanda i got to tell you something
Amanda: what?!
a boy: I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S

by anitha.rukara February 23, 2021