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Alien Jizz

When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.
Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"
by Carly Wild June 19, 2008
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Clapping them alien cheeks

The act of having sex with an Area 51 alien after or during the September 20 raid, usually in a meme context.
Hey Michael, are you going to the Area 51 raid next week?
Yeah, I’m gonna be clapping them alien cheeks
by Meer0000000 August 2, 2019
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Aliens did it

A cop out, bullshit ending or rehash.

As made famous by Steven Spielberg and George Lucas in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Probably used in a time of panic and under the influence of both alcohol and a myriad of illegal substances.
George: "Are we sure we want to make a new Indie movie, I mean the guys not as fit as he used to be and those are classic films?"

Steven: "How else are we gonna fund our habit?"

George: "I'm just struggling with an ending, that's all"

Steven: "Aliens did it."

George: " You haven't read the script..."
by jMiR89 February 21, 2011
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Wet Dog Alien

An individual who naturally has alien characteristics and curly hair, which when wet resembles that of a wet dog.
Jack, you're such a wet dog alien!
by Experimental Wet Dog September 19, 2021
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Alien Poon

Some kind of sexual intercourse with someone who isn't from where you live.
Guy 1- Hey man, heard you got yourself some action while on your vacation!

Guy 2- Yeah, I got me some Alien Poon!

Guy 1- Wow, that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
by Superfly58 December 9, 2008
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Alienist

In the 19th century, the mentally ill were thought to be alienated from their own nature. Expert psychologists who studied them were known as Alienists.
The police asked the alienist to find a serial killer on the loose.
by The Alienist October 16, 2017
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alien ween

a name for an emoji created by the youtuber "24 frames of nick"
"you dude,that looks like an alien ween"
by alethia 6785 October 10, 2020
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