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Assplosion

An explosive bowel movement, typically one that requires a shower immediately after.
Man, that 7 layer taco dip was spicy last night, there must have been hot peppers in there. I just might have an assplosion right about now!!
by Jenzci July 20, 2011
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When you fart so hard your arse hurts and you get a headache and shit your dacks and basically make everything around you smell like crap!
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Oh my god you had to have a assplosion all over the floor didnt you
by Anthony February 3, 2004
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Dude, that Indian food was good, but I had quite the assplosion after eating it!
by PolyAmethyst July 28, 2016
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Assplosion Double Scoop

When you have Snoop Dogg fart in an ice cream cone, then immediately dropp a hint of parmesean cheese like it's hott. then get a double scoop of chocolate ice cream and rub on Morgan Freeman's Testicles, then put on the cone to make a super awesome delectable!!!
Brandon: Do u want anything to eat???

Me: Nah, I'm still madd full from that Assplosion Double Scoop... i jizzed in my pants... hard.
by Ben and Jerry April 10, 2010
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When you have to take a shit so bad that as soon as your cheeks hit the seat it it sounds like a bomb went off.
Dude, as soon as I got into the bathroom some guy in the shitter had an Assplosion. I quickly washed my hands and got the fuck out of there.
by The real Satan's Helper August 2, 2015
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when your ass "explodes", usually in a gaseous fashion after eating something that didn't agree with you, i.e. Mexican food, hummus, broccoli. this may include diarrhea, or not.
After eating the grilled stuffed burrito, and guacamole, I had the worst assplosion ever! I was stuck in the toilet for hours!
by geowoman71 October 8, 2014
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When a baby has a bowel movement that completely floods their diaper; as if their butt had exploded and all of the contents emptied into the diaper.
My newborn had an assplosion, there was crap everywhere.
by Gsomd1980 November 17, 2013
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