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Avacado Fastball

When you are equipped with a micro penis and can't perform so you choke your scrotum until it turns green and beat her ass with it.
Joe, you see how Marge is walking? That's cause I beat her ass with my avacado fastball last night.
by Agua Purificada May 31, 2018
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avacado taco

While a boy is fucking a girl there testicles go in her vagina multiple times
Girl: "ow"
Boy: "YEESSS MOMMY"
The girl is getting a avacado taco.
by Avacado taco February 23, 2017
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avacado

An interjection when two people are talking that helps the non-speaker (person B) remember something they want to say while the speaker (person A) is talking. When person A is done speaking they say "avacado", thus reminding person B that they had something to say.
Person A: "....so the other night we were watching American Idol and Ellen was so..."

Person B: <interjects> "avacado"

Person A: "...good at judging I mean she was like part Simon, part Paula. Avacado."

Person B: The other day I meant to tell you we went to see that movie we were talking about.
by pghjenn February 9, 2010
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AVAcado

An incredibly rare species, recently spotted with snazzy blue braces, maybe a failed attempt at a mating call. An all around beam & your daily source of memes. Also your average snapchat spammer, and a good therapist to talk to about your problems.
โ€œOn this fine Sunday morning, I woke up to several snapchat notifications. Must be AVAcado.โ€
by MAILABITCH February 20, 2018
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Avacado

Someone or when someone gets immediate twitches and spasms when Asian cuisine is not in that someone's body for a period of 2 hours or more.
"Oh no hes going Avacado on us."

" Im such an Avacado."
by Kiyo May 13, 2005
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Avacado

A small greeen sexual fruit
I like avacado
by benco555 April 14, 2019
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nikacado avacado

very sexy mukbanger ๐Ÿ˜โคโค๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
nikacado avacado is hot omg guys
by WAAHHHH October 29, 2021
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