Autopause

Walking to a car, it's the place where a conversation becomes momentarily awkward, and often comes to a complete halt after a few failed attempts to shout over the large American sedan or SUV. Emerging from the autopause, the appropriate sentence is "What were we talking about?"

Jane and I were walking to the parkinglot- talking of memories past when upon arriving at the car we put our grocieries in the trunk. In order to get into the car, we went thru the autopause and felt weird that we could not see each other. We had time to think independently for a moment, and when we backed out into traffic, Jane said "What were we talking about?"

by Michael French December 9, 2008

Autophagiac

A person suffering from Autophagia an impulse control disorder where the victim is compelled to devour their own flesh.

Rick is an Autophagiac.

by ARandomBystander July 23, 2021

autoria

Autoria is a female name well not anymore its 2022 but a nice person who cares for others and always checks to see if there are ok

Autoria checked up on me earlier

by Edp317 March 5, 2022

Autopilot

to go lay in your bed butt ass naked

Jimmy: bro I’m so uncomfortable, I’m gonna autopilot

Gerald: dude what the fuck this is a sleep over…

by notyxngscxba June 13, 2022

dick autopilot

When you need your hands for something else while you’re peeing so you let your dick go on it’s own

*peeing*

“Gotta answer this text, guess I’ll activate dick autopilot while I use my phone”

by ShrimpBBQ January 2, 2018

autophagocytosis

The act of consuming yourself.

Bill got bored with life and partook of some Autophagocytosis.

by I hate monkies July 27, 2005

Autopass

Applicable to college, university, and high school students. This is a state of bliss when a student finds upon calculation of grades for coursework over the entire year, that they need not show up for the final exam in order to pass the course.

Screw the exam, I'm on autopass!

by tstudent May 15, 2011