The practice of predicting one's attributes, past, and future from looking at the stars, planets, planetoids, moons, and pretty much anything in the sky.
An addiction of people who are too stupid to realize that even if astrology is accurate, your sun sign means next to nothing and most horoscopes are made up.
An addiction of people who are too stupid to realize that even if astrology is accurate, your sun sign means next to nothing and most horoscopes are made up.
by Hippy on a Bicycle October 22, 2003
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A chart of planets and names usually used for compatibility tests made by women (commonly used my white females that are from the ages 13-21)
by Sumkidontheintertet August 22, 2020
Get the Astrology mug.Astrology Dumb Bitch: I’m sorry y’all are too dumb to know your placements other than your sun sign. To the point that when you make a post saying “wHaT sIgN iS tHiS?” And it’s relating to communication, emotions or sex and y’all think it has to do with your fucking sun sign? Are you really that unaware of a natal chart and planets?
So you have half the people in this group that actually know or want to learn astrology and the other half going “I’m a Leo, hurrdurr”. Just stop arguing with people in the comments because your understanding of astrology is limited to what day you are born and you have no clue how to travel past that. #dumbbitchenergy
So you have half the people in this group that actually know or want to learn astrology and the other half going “I’m a Leo, hurrdurr”. Just stop arguing with people in the comments because your understanding of astrology is limited to what day you are born and you have no clue how to travel past that. #dumbbitchenergy
by Dude8521 November 3, 2020
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by Shaqitus October 16, 2021
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Guy: "Why can't me and my little sister get along?"
Astrology Girl: "Probably because you're a Cancer and she's an Aries"
Guy: "STFU. Why do the days we enter this cruel world full of you idiots matter? Stop believing this shit even NASA outright said that it's fake as fuck."
Astrology Girl: "Probably because you're a Cancer and she's an Aries"
Guy: "STFU. Why do the days we enter this cruel world full of you idiots matter? Stop believing this shit even NASA outright said that it's fake as fuck."
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Astrology girls generally consist of bright dyed hair, shaved eyebrows, shitty music taste and being a communist. (These don't always apply, so don't let your guard down)
they are usually VERY anal about knowing your star sign and always think they're in the right. no matter what.
Astrology girls generally consist of bright dyed hair, shaved eyebrows, shitty music taste and being a communist. (These don't always apply, so don't let your guard down)
they are usually VERY anal about knowing your star sign and always think they're in the right. no matter what.
"What's your star sign?"
"Aquarius"
"I knew it! you seemed like such an Aquarius!"
"I'm actually a Capricorn." (stupid Astrology Girl)
"Aquarius"
"I knew it! you seemed like such an Aquarius!"
"I'm actually a Capricorn." (stupid Astrology Girl)
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