Dirty Assortment

Making a desperate snack run to the fridge and grabbing a random selection of food items that do not go together at all.

"Just got myself cake, salmon and ice cream. Its a dirty assortment"

by Boxjellyfish May 09, 2017

Assortion

Another word for “assortment”

“Wow, you have an assortion of towels.”

by Magn0l1@ October 30, 2021

assorted alcohol

A variety of alcohol which one would bring to a party

Female:What do you consider "assorted alcohol"? Lol

Experienced Male: A good variety of alcohol one would bring to a party. Like your brothers 18th birthday party.

by My wallet has a cactus in it July 10, 2017

Sexual Assort

When someone makes you question your sexuality, because they are very attractive (or disgusting.)

"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"

"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."

" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."

by Ben is Zero September 12, 2021

What an interesting assortment of characters dining in unison

1. When a completely random set of people find themselves hanging out together and a third party decides to comment on their unusual outing

2. Any circumstance involving a random group of people who have absolutely nothing to do with each other

1. “Becky! Did you see them having dinner the other day?”

“Yes! What an interesting assortment of characters dining in unison”

2. “A random assortment of characters dining in unison just texted me !!!!!” (Completely open to any sort of interpretation)

by JennyBea November 19, 2019

Assorted cookies

A group of beautiful women. (A variety pack) Females of different natural hair colors, skin tones, races or socioeconomic backgrounds etc. Engaged in a singular activity. Walking, wine tasting, shopping, a spa day, or making sex. et al

I saw some assorted cookies at the park.

by 1-Ball April 12, 2023