Female:What do you consider "assorted alcohol"? Lol
Experienced Male: A good variety of alcohol one would bring to a party. Like your brothers 18th birthday party.
Experienced Male: A good variety of alcohol one would bring to a party. Like your brothers 18th birthday party.
by My wallet has a cactus in it July 9, 2017
Get the assorted alcoholmug. "Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"
"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."
" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."
"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."
" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."
by Ben is Zero September 12, 2021
Get the Sexual Assortmug. 
Get the Assortionmug. Refers to the variety of female posterior-types that a majority of horny studs like to have access to... small tight firm round derrieres for spanking and lap-sitting, large floppy jiggly heinies for deeper more satisfying kneading and squeezing, flatter and more massageable buns for simple rubbing and caressing, and so on.
Some dudes choose to stick with one type of butt-cheeks for all of their squeezing/spanking/humping needs, but as for me, I prefer more of an ASSortment.
by QuacksO September 21, 2017
Get the ASSortmentmug. 1. When a completely random set of people find themselves hanging out together and a third party decides to comment on their unusual outing
2. Any circumstance involving a random group of people who have absolutely nothing to do with each other
2. Any circumstance involving a random group of people who have absolutely nothing to do with each other
1. “Becky! Did you see them having dinner the other day?”
“Yes! What an interesting assortment of characters dining in unison”
2. “A random assortment of characters dining in unison just texted me !!!!!” (Completely open to any sort of interpretation)
“Yes! What an interesting assortment of characters dining in unison”
2. “A random assortment of characters dining in unison just texted me !!!!!” (Completely open to any sort of interpretation)
by JennyBea November 19, 2019
Get the What an interesting assortment of characters dining in unisonmug. Making a desperate snack run to the fridge and grabbing a random selection of food items that do not go together at all.
by Boxjellyfish May 9, 2017
Get the Dirty Assortmentmug.