asskickery

1. The art of kicking ass

2. The process of kicking ass

Being a ninja requires me to be quite proficient in asskickery

I went to a Pantera concert and there was some serious asskickery goin' on there

by vick jack November 5, 2004

asswich

really bad sandwich that tastes like ass

i ate this really bad asswich the other day! it was horrible.

by dereckbester March 19, 2011

assnine

A word used to describe anything that is stupid, inappropriate, lacking, or just not necessary. Also can describe someone who is full of themselves.

1. The sluggish way I was running today was assnine...

2. I'm not going to say his name, but D is so assnine that its annoying.

by newguyontheblock October 9, 2008

assnitz

adj.- an induvidual whose inane chatter is better suited for the rectum. pl- assni

Jason really needs to shut up. He is turning into an assnitz.

by Kaptn Eric of the Hobby Land May 19, 2005

assticity

The amount of ass particularly from the female sex that bounces during doggy-style sex.

Do you remember that girl from the party last nite?
The amount of her assticity was amazing.
It bounced on my penis all nite long.

by Mississippi601 April 4, 2009

asswich

when someone's ass is in your face

I was on this crowded subway and this fat guy gave me an asswich

by stacysox October 20, 2009

Assdick

the act of a female when spooning with a male, the female then positions her ass directly in alignment with the male's dick. this is usually practiced as a full proof technique to initiate sex, especially when the male is oblivious to her previous advances.

"After suffering through 3 hours of tivo'd Entourage I slipped him the assdick and we were sexin it in no time."

by MelissaVanessa October 4, 2009