assjerk

jerk1 ( P ) Pronunciation (ass-jûrk)
v. assjerked, assjerk·ing, assjerks
v. tr.

1. The fast and furious movement of the bowles.
2. The conjoining of asshole and jerk indicating very poor behavior.
3. I was driving along the road when I got assjerked but some crap driver.
4. Those guys are such a group of assjerks.

"That lame PKer is such an assjerk!"

by Dacarlo September 2, 2005

assjew

Any woman who refuses to have sex for (apparently) no good reason. References the stereotype of Jews as stingy, hoarding and ungenerous...combined with the slang meaning of "ass" (pussy, vagina, stank, cunt, puddin, poontang, et al) the indication is of one stingy with "ass".

She won't give it up - she's an assjew...

by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx May 13, 2005

assjerct

noun. someone who is a combination of an asshole, a jerk and a (social) reject.

Ali was a rude, had no sense of respect, and nobody liked him.

So to recap, Ali was a combination of an asshole, a jerk and a reject. Clearly, he was an assjerct.

by skatingjenny January 17, 2011

Asslet

When an asshole has a baby it's an asslet... A little asshole

He's an asshole so it's safe to say his baby is an asslet.

by Bendygirl April 25, 2013

Asset

Sarcastic slang term used to refer to a particularly ineffective/incompetent female firefighter. Assets are often protected and given false praise because no chief or administrator has the balls to terminate a female who can't do the job.

After years of being sheltered from reality and held to a lower standard than their male couterparts, the assets will often believe the bullshit said about them and develop a false sense of worth. At that point you're stuck with them forever.

The chief told the newspaper that Kathy is a valued asset to the department. What a bunch of bullshit, the stupid twat finds a new way to fuck up at every fire.

by IsThisNameBeingUsed August 27, 2010

Assetto Corsa

A respectable racing simulation game created by the company Kunos Simulazioni, released on December 19th of the year 2014. The game has 178 different vehicles to choose from (a good chunk of them are paid DLC) and it is possible to mod the game to add more, though a lot of mods are of poor quality from personal experience. The game has 19 reasonably detailed tracks with no default rainy or snowy weather conditions or day/night cycle, so one may prefer another simulation for this reason. Again, it is possible to mod the game to add more tracks.

As for realism, Assetto Corsa is reasonably accurate; most of the people that pick on it for ridiculous understeer have no idea what they're doing and can't enter a corner to save their god damn life (or don't know how to set up their car correctly. Like, seriously guys; default setups in any game usually favor understeer. This is common knowledge. Change your setup if you want more oversteer, damnit!). The game also has quite good graphics for its time, and you should be fine running it on medium to high settings with an RX 560 or better. The sound design is tolerable, perhaps a little mediocre.

Me, to a friend: Hey, have you heard of this game called Assetto Corsa? You might like it, I know you're into sim-racing.
Friend: Oh, thanks! I've heard of it but never tried it. I think I'll install it today.

by Abyss the Hybrid January 13, 2021

assetious

adj. - having the characteristics of an asset; to be of some value.

Though Tommy was annoying, he had certain connections, making him an assetious member of the group.

by dreamerdiver January 14, 2015