Assident

An accident caused by an asshole. Specifically a car assident.

On the way to work, I witnessed a car assident caused by someone texting. The assident caused traffic that inconvenieced thousands of other people. Truly an accident caused by an asshole.

by Slushgirl July 23, 2011

asiye

The most adorable cat in the world. If a cat is trying to wake you up by slapping you that would be asiye.

asiye don't slap me ım trying to sleep here!!

by Mrsaxobeat9 January 29, 2018

Assiness

Assiness is basically ass, just when you’re such an ass, you have a lot of assiness...mhm.

Me: I like your smert assiness.

Person: Uh, that’s not a word.

Me: Check da Urban Dictionary, assiness.

by Roberta James June 25, 2018

Azarias Robel Assaye

A man who pulls no hoes and gets no bitches in life. The number 1 opp in everyone’s cereal. And he still pulls no bitches

That guy over there gets no hoes he such a bozo. You can he he’s Azarias Robel Assayeing it. Pause

by Ndhdgdyejwnavsyd May 10, 2022

Assie

Much like the selfie an assie is when you try to get your whole ass and face in the pic at once, pronounced "ass see".

let me take an assie! That bitch over there is taking an assie, fucking hot.

by Cock-Man Rogers May 18, 2014

assie

Adj., someone or something that is ,indeed, being difficult or causing emotional trauma for at least one other human being..

I cannot seem to hook up this VCR, it's being quite assie.

by Stew Pedasso October 31, 2003

assile

The prettiest girl ever, she has beautiful eyes and hair, SHES AMAZING AND SWEET!!!!!!!

I wish I could be like Assile

by JAGSJSB May 24, 2020