Monkeys-asser

A monkey that shakes it’s ass everywhere. Beats children with ass.

Aw fudge my son was monkeys-assered. He has a big dent in his check now.

by MonkeyBooty June 28, 2019

HALF-ASSER

Someone who tells you half of the truth

When your man or woman leaves out an important detail in a certain situation hince a half-asser

by applebtm July 14, 2009

Smoke-blower-upper-asser

Someone who can make you want to buy something.
alias: sales-man, seller, pitch-man, promoter.

"That kid was a good smoke-blower-upper-asser, i bought two boxes of cookies."

"I'm in training to be the best smoke-blower-upper-asser around!"

by The_Pariah September 23, 2009

ASSER

It's an ass while the "er" refer to a person like buyer someone who buys. Asser someone who have ass that you can kiss it.
يعم كسمك انت جي تحور و تعمل سيرش هنا

This guy is an asser he has an ass

by Asssoooorrrrr June 1, 2020

Assless Asser

It's the guy who always talks, blabering much but he can't do whatever he says.

-Ya know I'll fuck you up man
-Assless Asser

by Tariel August 17, 2016

jack asser

A person who feels the need to destroy everyone’s property for no reason other than because he’s an arse hole.

Did you see jerry at work yesterday breaking the boss’s shit? He’s such a fuckin jack asser!

by Jesus f’kn Christ July 22, 2021

Assers ass

A person who has the largest of the asses who happens to be named asser

Damn… that guy.. asser.. has Assers ass

by Dee_0 July 31, 2021