Monkeys-asser

A monkey that shakes it’s ass everywhere. Beats children with ass.

Aw fudge my son was monkeys-assered. He has a big dent in his check now.

by MonkeyBooty June 28, 2019

HALF-ASSER

Someone who tells you half of the truth

When your man or woman leaves out an important detail in a certain situation hince a half-asser

by applebtm July 14, 2009

Smoke-blower-upper-asser

Someone who can make you want to buy something.
alias: sales-man, seller, pitch-man, promoter.

"That kid was a good smoke-blower-upper-asser, i bought two boxes of cookies."

"I'm in training to be the best smoke-blower-upper-asser around!"

by The_Pariah September 23, 2009

asser

Someone more ass than ass

Dude, that guy is asser than my dead grandma!

by MyMomAndDadHateMe May 3, 2023

Assers ass

A person with an awfully large juicy stupid dumbass ass..

Damn.. that guy over there asser..? Has assers ass..

by Dee_0 July 31, 2021

asser

if you wanna call someone an idiot but not call them an idiot

'How do you know he has a tiny dick'
'IT'S A JOKE YOU ASSER'

by Sinnicle May 2, 2021

Asser

Not a bad word
Hmm it refers to someone who maybe looks like a weirdo...kinda authestic as known later
Just wanna help for nothing
They say that person is kind hearted idk
Loyal.
Left handed
A good listener I think
Hmmm what else

He is kinda "Asser"

by anonymous March 4, 2022