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This is a branch of Necrophilia that involves sticking your penis (Or Cock) In an urn. Thus covering it with ash.
DUDE! That's my aunt Ethel's Urn! Get you sick Ashcock out of it!

assrocket 

"Ooooooww, I just love gettin me some big assrocket!" said Dave, the local homo.
assrocket by Dumper Bumper March 6, 2011

asscockery 

Engaging in stupid activities or stupid behavior. Generally applied to an individual in a light-hearted manner. When a person is being annoying, or making an ass out of himself.
Getting drunk and playing mail-box-baseball is widely considered asscockery.
asscockery by Rice-Man September 6, 2008

assjockey 

a gay person who rides asses, or someone who is being a deutchse bag
jon u fucking assjockey u cunt ass anal loving whore
assjockey by greg cale August 7, 2006

Asscookies

When you let feces dry in your asscrack, it leaves behind asscookies.
Asscookies by Josh Pimpington December 16, 2007

mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes

Collin: "Yo have you heard of the band Standing through autumn?"
Bree: "Yaahh, those mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes suck major dick."