asshooker

1. One who sells their ass for stupidity.

2. A more obvious term for asshat.

Captain Caveman was a prehistorical asshooker.

by Thallium March 22, 2004

asshoke

when dumb girls that are mad try to insult you and fail to do so by being too dumb to type and make a typo. and then whoever their are insulting precedes to laugh at their failure making them more mad.

jr "get over it u worry too much ur gonna die before me and im older than u"

rina "dont tell me to get over it. ur an asshoke"

jr" haha im an asshoke lol"

rina "asshole*"

by jr15 October 20, 2009

asschowder

Chunky fire-shit that ejects from one's anus.

I drank too much coconut juice and I shat asschowder.

by xaltien April 17, 2003

assholery

Acting in a foolish manner that is more than a little crass. A grown up version of tom-foolery.

I am tired of those guys and their constant assholery

by kenbo raelian January 20, 2004

asshower

when sitting on a public toilet; and it flushes underneath you.

Dave :Alison, what the hell took you so long int he bathroom? Did you fall in?

Alsion:No, I got asshowered, and got it all over my skirt

by alisoneleven July 10, 2010

Assholership

A leadership position obtained by force or marked by flagrant asshole behavior and blatant disregard for facts, advice, or common courtesy. An assholership is a dictator-like position where all reasoning is attributed to "my way or the highway" or "because I said so".

This new boss just ignored everything I had to say about the new project - he's running a total assholership up there.

by LexiconDreams May 14, 2018

assaholery

The general process of being an asshole

There we have an other example of assaholery run amock.

by El Sino February 23, 2021