assjacket

1) a person who is all ass inside. Only skin covers this fact.

2) dork or nerd who ties his sweater around his waist

1) You forgot to zip up your assjacket, boss.

2) That assjacket couldn't get laid at a Star Trek convention.

by Loogy June 5, 2011

asscracker

A white person who spends too much time around blacks and thus speaks Ebonics.

white guy 1 "yo maaan whachew doin?"
white guy 2 "I am not doing anything you Asscracker"

by shanesmokey October 26, 2005

assblanket

See wordfuckwit/word

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

assjacket

This is the act of wiping your sweaty, quivering, pink cornhole with a chef's jacket you are about to return to a kitchen you're no longer employed at. Best if used in a spiteful manner.

"That cocksucker who fired me is wearing the ASSJACKET...I can still see corn on the sleeve."

by Jetskilz February 15, 2009

assbucket

a bucket of ass

"his assbucket looked like aaron

by da poopie February 17, 2003

assbasket

a term of endearment only used for the special people featured in our daily lives. not to be used on tramps, whores, stupid people, etc.

You duck eating assbasket!

by brighteyesgirl December 31, 2009

assbasket

noun: using an office worker's chair seat as an "inbasket" so they can't ignore the paperwork.

Hey Clem...put the expense report on your manager's assbasket so he doesn't 86 it.

by btsmith January 12, 2006