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Asskissery 

The act of becoming a seasoned ass kisser, to please a boss, or other person at a place of work or for personal gain.
At many restaurants, Customers are very important, thus the need to obtain a degree in advanced Asskissery.

Jewy Asskisser 

A person seeking some sort of advancement from a Jewish individual by spreading his/her butt-cheeks and kissing their ass-hole leaving a brown residue on their nose. (Usually asking for money because of the assumption that Jewish people have a lot of it).
Guy 1: What does Fellman think he's going to get from being such a Jewy Asskisser?
Guy 2: I dunno. Ask Ryan his nose is already brown.
Jewy Asskisser by ImaBadFish January 6, 2008

asskisser 

I can't stand people who Jeff Kreinbrook their way to the top
asskisser by skinser September 24, 2003

arskisser 

an idiot who is always trying to get in the way of what you're trying to say, they will try to make u look bad

they worship someone else and suck up to them
they will swear loyalty but are only doing it for their selfishness
"Why is vanessa always sucking up 2 chloe?"

smart person: "Don't you know... she's an arskisser.."
good person: oh that makes sense
arskisser by cairyh0ochfairy June 5, 2020

Urban Asskissery 

When people write about your name and it says something nice and makes you feel good about yourself, but in reality its people writing about their friends/crushes.
Person 1 - I'm going to look up my name in Urban Dictionary}.
Person 2 - Fine.
Person 1 - Wow, it says people who are named like me are super buff and handsome.
Person 2 - Nah, thats just Urban Asskissery
Person 1- Oh.