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ass-be-lonker

A person who rudely interrupts a conversation with random drivel about their opinion/personal life that is irrelevant/stupid. Something Theron doesn't do.
Theron: This meteor shower only happens like every eighty years or so.
John: Yeah, this is rather magnificent.
Cockneck: My girlfriend is such a bitch dude!
Theron/John(in unison): Stop being an ass-be-lonker while in our presence.
by theronkillshobos September 27, 2008
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asslicker

1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.

2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.
They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.
by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015
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asscockery

Engaging in stupid activities or stupid behavior. Generally applied to an individual in a light-hearted manner. When a person is being annoying, or making an ass out of himself.
Getting drunk and playing mail-box-baseball is widely considered asscockery.
by Rice-Man September 6, 2008
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asslicker

Someone who likes to lick peoples assholes during sex or something you call someone
Oh man that guy is a major asslicker
by odyfart October 9, 2014
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ASSLICKER6699

the coolest person you will ever meet, you wish you were me bitchasswhore :))))))))))
squeen - hey, don't you just wish you were ASSLICKER6699

peaches - ya but I will just shake my ass
by ASSLICKER6699 April 25, 2019
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nosepicking asslicker

someone who doesn't realize how hypocritical they really are...they also pick their nose and lick asses
Dominic you are being such a nosepicking asslicker.
by an anonymous informer March 22, 2009
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asslicker

One who licks ass because he or she sucks so bad. Also, an ass kisser who is such a loser that he or she must lick the ass they are kissing.
Yo dude, JEML1754 is suck an asslicker, he wants us to call him "asslicker"
by Jon March 13, 2005
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