aspirator

A suction machine used to remove mucus, blood, and other bodily fluids from a patient for no reason

What is the aspirator going to do? Drain all my blood?

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Aspire Technologies

Aspire technologies is a corporation that is known for creating games, such as the popular 'power cor5e facility. The company was founded by AzureVirtual

player 1: want to play an aspire technologies game
player 2: sure

by SimplyVoided_RBX June 22, 2021

Aspire

A discord mod. He takes jokes well, unless you threaten his family. He also does literally nothing else unless it is schoolwork

Hey, look. Isn't that Aspire? Who? I have never heard of him.

by Le Pun Master January 1, 2022

Spontaneously Aspirate

To spew, blow chunks, barf, do the technicolor yawn, or simply vomit unexpectedly

"what's that smell?"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"

by GinSeven February 4, 2010

aspire to maguire

a phrase that references the illogical and sometimes outrageous outbursts of motivational speakers

this speaker's speech was just full of aspire to maguire nonsense, he was talking about how his mother was born without a womb and he built one for her so he can be born while charging her a tenancy fee

by ubah_484 June 27, 2023

Asian aspirant

A person who considers their ‘ecto-Asian’ experience as an advantage to innovate and disrupt Asian markets, capitalising on the growth of the region. This can be a second-generation Indian-American who can use their semi-conservative upbringing and leverage their Western education to develop a unique/superior perspective… or simply a white guy who can order wonton soup in perfect Mandarin.

This term was first used by emerging Australian business personality, Aryan Verma. He is active in startups, venture capital and high finance, and runs two global social enterprises.

Ashwin became an 'Asian aspirant' after majoring in international business at the University of Washington.

by user42355t6 March 3, 2023

Aspiring Sophomore Toe

When you got your first and only kiss a month ago and you already want to fuck someone.

Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.

by Jeffsmith1738 May 14, 2018