Audio and video recordings, usually recorded with a good microphone, of sounds like dumb women whispering and guys scraping their unshaved testicles against the microphone for your satisfaction.
Evolution has failed.
Sorry Darwin, we tried.
Evolution has failed.
Sorry Darwin, we tried.
Q:Why are you half naked with a microphone between your legs?
A:I'm recording very serious sounds that help a lot of people, today it's testicle day.
"I'm afraid of my real problems and refuse to go see a professional so instead I'm watching and listing ASMR"
A:I'm recording very serious sounds that help a lot of people, today it's testicle day.
"I'm afraid of my real problems and refuse to go see a professional so instead I'm watching and listing ASMR"
by KlaasVaag January 7, 2019
Get the ASMRmug. "Hey did you see the TBZ Vlive where Kevin said ASMR stands for Awesome Synchronized Metallic Rats?"
by ~Bubble February 10, 2021
Get the ASMRmug. by Bob caterpillar December 5, 2017
Get the Asmrmug. A craze for sad lonely little boys who cant speak to girls. Hence why most the videos are made by gorgeous girls.
by PeOEpeeopLEP September 27, 2017
Get the ASMRmug. That moment when Min Yoongi whispers 'Yeah, Suga' before his raps and you get a tingly sensation down your spine/through your body.
*Listening to Pied Piper. It gets to 2:03 and Yoongi whispers 'Yeah, Suga'*
Me: Oh, shit, dude. Yoongi just gave me ASMR!
Me: Oh, shit, dude. Yoongi just gave me ASMR!
by sealionnn March 9, 2019
Get the ASMRmug.