ASM

When lol, lmao, lmfao or ctfu just doesn't cut it, there's always ASM-Almost Shit Myself

Holy shit that was funny, ASM!!!

by Sirchopudown May 7, 2016

ASM

Air-to-Surface Missile

The interdiction squadron managed to fire an Air-to-Surface Missile (ASM) straight up Godzilla's gigantic monster ass sending him back to the oceans depths

by anonymous May 18, 2020

ASM

meaning cute or very attractive

lavelle-“bro that girl is so ASM”
jordan-“ongggg”

by jordbird March 28, 2022