Asshat Monkey

Someone who is way dumber then the regular Asshat. This person is often times mysteriously elevated to a managerial position. Although Asshat Monkeys have no clue how the real world functions they are uniquely able to gain and retain their positions by subtle asskissing and pity. Because most people are unable to ascertain how someone so stupid could survive without having an IQ of an eggplant,Asshat Monkeys are seldom removed from their position.

Dude, I could not believe the manager of our IT Dept did not know that hot air rises, he is such an Asshat Monkey.

Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.

by Mangy Mutt July 15, 2009

Asshat

(ass; hat) -noun

1. A person who makes a fool of, or embarrasses his or herself.
2. an idiot or fool.

That guy is such an asshat!

by Dr. Mjolner February 3, 2010

asshattery

A colorful way to describe the boorish and often taxing antics of a foolish and uninformed individual; an act or series of acts committed by an asshat.

This asshattery has gone on for long enough!

by Brash December 13, 2008

asshatty

A word that describes the actions of a giant douche bag like John Mayer. Adapted from, "I want to wear your ass like a hat."

Example 1: When John Mayer described having sex with Jessica Simpson like sexual napalm, he was acting in an asshatty way.

by hotdanman March 6, 2010

Asshat magnet

I always attract asshats

All I seem to do is attract asshat magnets

by Geo Voom September 9, 2016

asshat

A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.

Usage: "Can you believe that my boss is making me stay until 9 pm on a Friday!?" "What an asshat."

by c g ball September 22, 2005

Asshatchery

Noun: A place where asshats congeal, usually gutters and online chat rooms.

Jonny: a/s/l?
Betty: OMFG im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for me!
Jonny: damn, i found an asshatchery...

Child: My mom said I cant go over 'cuz your house is an asshatchery...

by Chronnie January 6, 2008