Hot Asian Alert

When a non-Asian male see's a very attractive female Asian in a public setting, he can then give the "hot Asian alert" to his male companions. This usually consists of a "beew beew beew beew beew" type of noise, and the twirling of the pointer finger in the air. His friends will then know they need to take a gander.

Me and the guys were in a Parisians when Paul spotted an attractive asian woman. He quickly gave the "hot asian alert", and the rest of the guys were quite impressed. Paul was accepted socially for the next couple of days.

by Craig McDouche July 8, 2009

Asian American

Someone who is an American citizen who originated from Asia or has Asian heritage. These ties to Asia don't make them any less American. Sometimes broken down into smaller groups (such as East Asian American) to further specify (since Asia is a big continent).

My parents are from India, but I was born in America, so I'm Asian American

by Dadadadadaaaa July 15, 2020

asian asian

a person that has asian descent and looks asian

I'm considered asian asian because I'm Cambodian and look asian.

by jenniferwasherr October 9, 2008

asian angle

The angle at which the non Asian appear Asian. Can be found with a 360 degree composite of the persons face. This requires both an X value and a Y value about the axis of rotation.

-She definitely has an asian angle
-What?
-She's slightly asian looking from certain angles. Specifically at x=150 and y= -27

by Dr. Rodger December 30, 2008

Asian Arm Acne

Asian Arm Acne, or AAA, is a common form of acne typically found only on the upper arms of the Asian persuasion.

Courtney: Hey, check out these bumps on my arm!
Martin: That's a classic case of AAA. If you drove a car on your arms it would be like driving on the surface of the moon.

Martin: How do I get these bumps off my arm?
Mink: That's Asian Arm Acne, you can't.

by Mink the Chink February 3, 2012

Asian Alarm Clock

To crash your car into the bedroom/lounge room of an unsuspecting victims house, in turn waking them up.

Man 1: hey, why did you drive your car through David's house? You drive like an asian.
Man 2: Exactly, I gave David the Asian Alarm Clock.

by brown_nose_bobby July 2, 2019

Asian Andy

A Asian guy whom is named {Andy}

Here comes Asian Andy

by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018