asshead

The term a six year old will call a nine year old, in defense of being called a butthead. The opposite of an asset.

Asshead to be: "Get out of my room, your such a butthead sometimes!"

Butthead: "Oh yeah, well you're an asshead all the time!"

by Solid Orange August 6, 2010

assheavyphobia

a phobia where you are scarred of heavy asses

Oh hey Mike, look they have a heavy ass!
tanner I'm scarred of heavy asses I have assheavyphobia!

by faxsky October 20, 2020

Assheckler

Someone who is really into anything anal related and refuses to stop heckling his/her partner for unfettered access to the backdoor.

Dick: "Come on, girl just let me have a piece of that sweet ass--it's so perfect!!"
Jane: "Don't touch my booty, it's not the thing to do."
Dick: "Just let me get in there a little bit, girl. We can go slow."
Jane: "Back off, you damned Assheckler!!!"

by El Dollar March 29, 2015

ashishee

one who thinks that he is smarter than everyone, loves to play, but is cheeks at basketball. this certain type of individual only knows how to breathe out of his mouth so it sounds like he is snoring. possibly one of thee most unathletic people u will ever witness. usually has conflict with those who are named jeffdog. this person is also horrible at making comebacks. and that is basically how to identify an ashishi.

random: ashishi, u are one of the ugliest people i have ever seen. u are also very very dumb.
ashishee: ok, lets see them grades then.

by strangel_69 January 10, 2018

Assheaux

1. Someone that is so much of an asshole that they just take it to a level that is completely 'extra' and over the top. That higher level of fucker.

2. A word use to describe a bomb ass bitch who knows her worth.

ie, OMG Dude! You are being such an 'Assheaux'. or

ie, DAMN GIRL! You such an assheaux ;)

by TequilaaVxo February 9, 2019

assheaded

1.To describe someone that has their head up in their ass.

2. To describe someone that's ridiculously stubborn/

1.Rich is being assheaded today, He won't admit he was wrong.

2. Dave was being assheaded that he's pathetic.

by ryukage99 September 1, 2010

asshelmet

1)A description used for when a girl sits on your face. IE; it looks like you have on an ass helmet 2)When you pull your dick out of an ass and it has some shit on the tip.

1) She gave me an ass helmet!
2) DAMN! She gave me an ass helmet!

by jeff lebowski Shut the fuck up Donny! January 13, 2005