asparagus pee

The smelly urine that developes after eating fresh asparagus. It is cited that everyone gets asparagus pee but only 20% can smell it. To those that can, the aroma is unmistakable, a uniquely bad smell. To those who can't, be careful to flush after eating a big plate of asparagus, you may make that new love interest run in terror.

Jen's asparagus pee was so rank that I had to go home and flush out my eyes. She didn't even seem to notice it! I don't think I can go there again.

by bozlog November 24, 2006

Cool asparagus

1. an exclamation used when its all chill and good, frequently used to substitute "ok" at the end of a conversation.

2. a saying used to show that something is very cool but not too cool, it shows that everything is chill in a relaxed way.

cool asparagus

by monkeymb January 24, 2011

Asparagus

Slang for marijuana.

"Blowin' on asparagus; The realest shit I ever smoked" - Young Jeezy, "Put On"

by bonkeykong May 13, 2008

Asscara

The streaks of mascara left on the body, such as on the face or neck, as a result of getting ass.

Bill came home with a clean collar but it was the asscara that made his wife suspect his infidelity.

by lostservice December 14, 2013

asparagoose

An asparagoose is a mythical creature that only exists when you're bored

Guy: I saw an asparagoose
Other guy: You must be bored as fuck

by King Asparagoose August 18, 2020

Asparagus

Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.

Jordan- (takes off football pads)

Team- Jordan you're an asparagus

Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh

Team- You smell awful you asparagus

by Thomas Selser December 10, 2013

asparajism

Jism of a distinct flavour caused by the excessive consumption of asparagus.

"Gee Bob, Your cum tastes like asparagus today"

by czak May 8, 2004