All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
by theeeepeppermintbutler May 8, 2018
Get the Unicorn asbestos mug.A male who is far superior to any other in the hierarchy. Dominates alphas as if they were omegas, all the while consuming massive amounts of asbestos through their mouths and other orifices. Asbestos males typically give off a visible green aura with a masculine and primal odor. Insanely attractive, nearly irresistible to emo girls.
Beta: Wow he's so fucling cool and his dick is huge he must be an asbestos male
Other beta: shut up faggot
Other beta: shut up faggot
by Jijjy mund sloop June 24, 2024
Get the Asbestos Male mug.az best hoz (n.) 1. someone that's very pretty, loyal and will do anything for you 2. Someone who doesn't mind if you borrow some money once in a while 3. the best ass hoes
The Jenner sister's are asbestos if your their your friend they'll do anything for you.and I mean anything.
by Big Eric Shun July 1, 2025
Get the asbestos mug.That orificial, facial organ of the digestive system by which a person of refined taste may consume very hot and spicy sustenance, without crying out loud in pain, even at high Scoville Scale ratings of hotness.
"Billy won the hot pepper challenge. He has an asbestos mouth."
"You'd need an asbestos mouth to eat those TV dinners from the supermarket. They put so much pepper in them."
"Ellie went to Jamaica for a bum lift and came back with an asbestos mouth. She claims she needed it for the spicy Jerk Chicken."
"Freddie must have a double-lined asbestos mouth to drink that much Masala Chai hot tea."
"Sanjay's Volcanic Bombay Mix is great if you have an asbestos mouth."
"You'd need an asbestos mouth to eat those TV dinners from the supermarket. They put so much pepper in them."
"Ellie went to Jamaica for a bum lift and came back with an asbestos mouth. She claims she needed it for the spicy Jerk Chicken."
"Freddie must have a double-lined asbestos mouth to drink that much Masala Chai hot tea."
"Sanjay's Volcanic Bombay Mix is great if you have an asbestos mouth."
by Etymondeo August 9, 2024
Get the Asbestos Mouth mug.Someone suffering from one of the lesser-known side effects of asbestos exposure, namely being a massive, drooling pervert.
Common side-effects include a tendency to chubbuck.
Common side-effects include a tendency to chubbuck.
by chrysotile1 May 14, 2021
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