asbestos

Something that is toxic and gross.

She is cool but she’s asbestos tho.

by dcupdel March 29, 2020

Unicorn asbestos

Glitter.

All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.

That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.

Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?

by theeeepeppermintbutler May 8, 2018

Asbesto-perv

Someone suffering from one of the lesser-known side effects of asbestos exposure, namely being a massive, drooling pervert.
Common side-effects include a tendency to chubbuck.

Stop being such an enormous asbesto-perv, its only yoga!

by chrysotile1 May 14, 2021

asbestos

az best hoz (n.) 1. someone that's very pretty, loyal and will do anything for you 2. Someone who doesn't mind if you borrow some money once in a while 3. the best ass hoes

The Jenner sister's are asbestos if your their your friend they'll do anything for you.and I mean anything.

by Big Eric Shun July 1, 2025

Asbestos Male

A male who is far superior to any other in the hierarchy. Dominates alphas as if they were omegas, all the while consuming massive amounts of asbestos through their mouths and other orifices. Asbestos males typically give off a visible green aura with a masculine and primal odor. Insanely attractive, nearly irresistible to emo girls.

Beta: Wow he's so fucling cool and his dick is huge he must be an asbestos male
Other beta: shut up faggot

by Jijjy mund sloop June 24, 2024