artic snowcricket

An Artic Snowcricket is a small unseen creature that has the same sound characteristics of a barking spider. Sometimes mistaken for flatulence.

*fart sound*

"Dude, did you hear that Artic Snowcricket!?"

by Rickybigblock July 8, 2017

Artic popsicle

When a person freezes a turd and masterbates with it

Niki minaj did artic popsicle

by LiLdrooppy August 6, 2018

Artic Chill

When you take your hand and put it in the freezer, then jerk off with it.

Bro I just gave my self a l artic chill last night. I froze my hand and jerked off with it.

by Sir Dirty Dan April 5, 2022

artic plunge

When a girl puts ice in her mouth and the gives you head

Hey bitch give me an artic plunge

by Mutha fucking Jones February 4, 2017

artic cat

A horrible skidoo that barely works on a good day

Hey you see that hunk of junk Yeah it runs like and artic cat

by Contrary arse March 15, 2017

artic chill

The opposite of jungle fever

Will:Man I really love white girls
Mark: Dude you have artic chill!

by djnoreg January 10, 2012

Artic Cucumber

Is a condom filled with human feces frozen to your pleasure. The artic cucumber is then inserted into your partners anus for pleasure and reward.

gosh it's hot today .......how about a nice refreshing artic cucumber!

by S&P23 December 14, 2016