arsebiscuits

Rather hard shit.

I must eat more Weetabix: I was shitting arsebiscuits this morning.

by Keith Gaughan August 20, 2003

arsebiscuit

biscuit-shaped poo. Commonly occurs after playing scrabble. Also can be used as an insult for someone who is not clever.

Oi, you arsebiscuit!

by Monkey January 8, 2005

arsebiscuit

Originates from an acient Mongowian curse.

Means; dried up poo-poo.

I must be really dehydrated, I left a ruddy great arsebiscuit in the loo!

by jason April 13, 2004

ArseBiscuits

a conjunction of two offensive words to make an apparntly unoffensive word.

"oh arsebiscuits kafelnikov beat me agian bastard!"

by Sal T nuts March 6, 2004

arsebiscuits

what an athlone donkey farms DONKEY would deposit on the ground after a big feed of hay.

example is just right

by [e-mail] December 3, 2003

arsebiscuit

A single link of faeces from the arse

Jon squatted and dropped an arsebiscuit

by David Callaghan December 19, 2002