arsemagic

dull, uninspired music, particularly electronic listening or dance music

I didn't like that DJ, he just played a load of arsemagic.

by spunkism October 15, 2003

Arsemaster

That would put me in charge of you then, you arse

D.O. is an arse

by Carpman July 3, 2003

Arsemaster

carpman

you are arsemaster

by D.O. June 13, 2003

Arsemaster

(adjective) (phonetically: arse-mar-stir)

Common insult like "dick" and such. Can be used to describe Justin Beiber and other people you don't like.

arsemasti (plural) (phonetically: arse-marst-eye)

1.

Teacher: Why haven't you done the hand-written, 900 page essay I set for you yesterday you lazy fool?!

Me: I have dyslexia sir.

Teacher: That is no excuse you retard! (starts frothing at mouth)

Me: You're such an arsemaster!

2.

Teacher: LAZY FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!

Teacher's boyfriend: You tell him Ben! *gropes arse*

Me: You guys are arsemasti.

by God_of_pussy September 25, 2010

Arsemail

Mail you don't want

Dammit I got arsemail

by Pobblebonk October 5, 2015

Arsemail

Mail you don't want

Dammit I got arsemail

by Pobblebonk October 25, 2015

Ariemariex

i’m passing it on❤️💖 ur the most beautiful girl I know. Tomorrow two boys will say can I have your number? Or do you have a boyfriend? Send this to 15 beautiful girls or bad luck will start for a whole year. This is not fake. Apparently if you copy and paste you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out. If you break this chain you will see a clown in your room tonight. In 35 minutes someone will say I love you. 😘

I have a crush on Ariemariex.

by preto vanessa farfan landi October 5, 2021