paper architect 

Someone whose work is purely theoretical, having never come to fruition, or has never been exemplified by anything in the real world.

"He was a tenured professor of architecture—a position buttressed by his renown as a 'paper architect.'
That is to say, he was an esteemed architect whose reputation rested on his designs, rather than on the buildings constructed from them."
—Asterios Polyp, by David Mazzucchelli

paper architect by ignazio January 30, 2010

Ar. Architect 

a term used to denote a lame Indian architect who is obsessed with his Ar. prefix and use it as his first name in every social media profiles. He also constantly blames Engineers and Diploma Holders to hide his incompetent and mediocre skills in Architecture. Also believes architecture is above all and the best profession in the world and he must be respected for that.

Look at this ugly building, this must be designed by an Ar. Architect

He lost bid to that project, now he blames the engineers, such an Ar. Architect

Ar. Architect by Ar. Kapeesh Nair June 3, 2021

Solutions Architect 

Solutions Architect is one of a number of job titles used for someone working in IT who has no real function.

Solutions Architects wander around looking important and can often be seen in meetings although no one is quite sure why they are there.

John: That guy in the meeting just now. Any idea who he was and why he was there?

Sue: That was Jim. He's a Solutions Architect

John: Ah right.

Solutions Architect by perumbo February 26, 2010

pigeon architect 

A software architect who swoops in, deposits a mess, and flies away leaving the development team to clean up.

The company's new pigeon architect just shat on my project.

pigeon architect by clipper678 March 22, 2017

The Architect 

The Architect is a character from Matrix Revolutions who uses a limited vocabulary of over complicated words. In the world of the Matrix he is a 'God' figure.

The Architect bears an uncanny resembelence to 'God'.

The Architect by lordpestilence July 31, 2005

Social Architect 

A person who designs, devises, or constructs social interactions with a predetermined goal in mind. For example, if one such architect sought to maximize his or her sex appeal, or rather more generally their value, one would direct the flow of conversation in such a manner that portrayed the architect as one with the highest level of value, while also lowering the value of others to further elevate himself/herself. That being said, the goal of each individual architect may vary from simply "getting laid" to engineering the perspective of a generation.

Wow, that guy is acting like a Social Architect.

Social Architect by Mandarin Foxes April 7, 2012

Spiral Architect 

Thinking Man's Metal

Spiral Architect is the extremely talented metal band based in Oslo, Norway. Their first album, "A Sceptic's Universe," is 40-some-odd minutes of mediocrity being thrashed on the musical and lyrical levels; people who like to dance to shitty two-note "basslines" will never comprehend the awesomeness incarnate that is Spiral Architect. If you're into stupid bullshit songs about "love" and "peace," then Spiral Architect's lyrics will make no sense to you, since they cannot be comprehended by the thoroughly mediocre. The album was recorded not far from the grand city of El Paso in Tornillo, TX.

W A R N I N G !

Spiral Architect goes beyond progressive, exploring the realms of complexity and intensity that pushes the nature of technical metal further.

"A Sceptic's Universe" is not for the fainthearted!
It may cause serious damage to your mental health.

Spiral Architect by Paco Belmondo September 8, 2005