Archeologize

The act of performing duties related to archeology.

"I'm headed over to those ruins to archeologize."

by BeanerLopez September 27, 2011

Urban Archeologist

Finding and keeping for your own, items and objects in an urban or sub urban setting, such as a grocery store, swap meet, or shopping mall.

Alan isn't a thief he's an urban archeologist.

by Dick R. Johnson April 28, 2010

Offense Archeologist

When not initially finding offense, the offense archeologist digs for the offense until they find it. When they unearth an offense they polish it up, put it on a pedestal, and then bask in the glow cast upon them by the admiration of the offense archeologist peers.

The offense archeologist had to twist the speaker's words into the realm of the obsurd in order to find something to be offended by.

I wore a tan shirt to my lecture, an Offense Archeologist said it was a brown shirt and asked me if I liked Hitler.

by Don E Darko July 9, 2022

Archaelology

Someone that reminds others of long lost shared lols

well arent you into your Archaelology

by Marbraxcus July 7, 2011

outrage archaeologist

One who sifts through historical records with the intent of discovering information on past actions or statements by persons or entities alive, dead, active or defunct - the relevance of which has long since passed - for the express purpose of alerting the public to the "resurfaced" material in order to take a moral stance and/or instill outrage.

By dredging-up a long-forgotten, 48 year old interview of John Wayne - who died in 1979 - the outrage archaeologist had rediscovered statements far more controversial in the present than they had been in the past, thus creating a new moral outrage over a functional irrelevancy.

by ScribeLight March 21, 2019

alchaeology

(noun) The study of ancient cocktail recipes and search for lost libations. A combination of alcohol & archaeology.

Anyone can read the label on a bottle of American bourbon or Scotch whisky to know the difference, but in alchaeology we seek to divine secrets such as the original Maryland rye.

by biggs33 May 11, 2009

anal archeologist

1.a person who uses his cock to give a another person anal pleasure

2. an insult to a person

hey you anal archeologist

by billy bob 009 January 6, 2008