appoplexy

The sensation of aggravation experienced when assholes with no life insist on inviting you to install apps on your phone to play stupid games that are too lame to sell.

The recent popularity of candy crush saga has given me appoplexy.

by lagerman March 14, 2015

Ariophile

Someone who loves writing and art and the coronavirus but hates grammer and using non-mixed colours and cofrences about the coronavirus

Johnny: your such an ariophile
Max: it makes sense for you to say it because you have ariophobia

by Herobrine_from_minecraft March 23, 2020

appoppple

noun. the company that creates the devices that begin with "i", most notorious for its "wonderful" autocorrect

Person 1: hey did you hear about appoppple's new update
Person 2: don't you mean Apple?
Person 1: no fucking appoppple always fucks up my messages. i never mean duck

by H&R Block January 4, 2022

Agnophile

Someone who loves ignorance

He was an agnophile. He loved dating women deluded by his charm.

by Malika Davis August 16, 2023

appopleptik

Is when you press an hold an app om you smart phone and see them wobble. The apps become appoplectik until you stop them.

Wow my phone went appopleptik in me pocket. OMG! My Amazon App is missing.

by ausguyuk August 31, 2025

Apophilia

Apophilia: 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦

"He asked him to be his boyfriend but now he's experiencing apophilia"

by Indie_nevermind November 17, 2025