Apple Pie

A female mac user.

"She got another ipod? She's such an apple pie."

by Magsalicious March 28, 2009

Apple Pie

The act of female masturbation, sometimes performed in a group setting.

When I get home I need to have some Apple Pie

by We are ONE June 11, 2011

Apple Pie

When you stick an apple up a guys ass and put the pie in his mouth to stop him from moaning too loud.

"Dude did you see he went to a cafè and when he asked for apple pie they apple pied him, and now he can't walk"

by Apple pie monster September 24, 2021

Apple Pie

Apple pie is like sex with a woman Believe i know

I like apple pie.

by SongsOfOld October 3, 2003

Apple pie

When you perform penetration in a smokers throat, that has the hole for breathing, and then ejaculate in said hole.

Hey how was Sarah last night?
Well I performed an apple pie on her so it went all right

by Okooooook018125 November 12, 2020

apple pie life

That ideal life everyone wants; family, a nice house - all that jazz.

Person 1: my life is shit
Person 2: we can't all have that apple pie life

by kebabmuncher July 6, 2016

Apple Pie Surprise

a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything

Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!

Guy 2: wtf

by That 1 other guy May 6, 2009