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Apple Pie

"She got another ipod? She's such an apple pie."
by Magsalicious March 28, 2009
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Apple Pie

The act of female masturbation, sometimes performed in a group setting.
When I get home I need to have some Apple Pie
by We are ONE June 11, 2011
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Apple Pie

When you stick an apple up a guys ass and put the pie in his mouth to stop him from moaning too loud.
"Dude did you see he went to a cafè and when he asked for apple pie they apple pied him, and now he can't walk"
by Apple pie monster September 24, 2021
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Apple Pie

Apple pie is like sex with a woman Believe i know
by SongsOfOld October 3, 2003
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Apple pie

When you perform penetration in a smokers throat, that has the hole for breathing, and then ejaculate in said hole.
Hey how was Sarah last night?
Well I performed an apple pie on her so it went all right
by Okooooook018125 November 12, 2020
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apple pie life

That ideal life everyone wants; family, a nice house - all that jazz.
Person 1: my life is shit
Person 2: we can't all have that apple pie life
by kebabmuncher July 6, 2016
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Apple Pie Surprise

a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything
Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!

Guy 2: wtf
by That 1 other guy May 6, 2009
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