apple pie 

a cleverly diguised word enables you to cuss some bretherin whom you are vexed with without them realising. Apple pie meaning pie --> sigh --> sii --> simple = dopey, ditzy, not really capable of going into deep conversations in because they get lost in their own thoughts etc...

e.g ::

barney ~ oii, blad mind the-

{some bretherin falls down stairs}

barney ~ (mutters) fucking apple pie ...

apple pie by BarneyBwoii. May 5, 2008

Apple Pie 

Apple pie is like sex with a woman Believe i know

I like apple pie.

Apple Pie by SongsOfOld October 3, 2003

Apple pie 

When you perform penetration in a smokers throat, that has the hole for breathing, and then ejaculate in said hole.

Hey how was Sarah last night?
Well I performed an apple pie on her so it went all right

Apple pie by Okooooook018125 November 12, 2020

apple pie 

the new way of enhancing erections.

(guy talking to mate/guy before date)
have you had your apple pie?

apple pie by TheCroft June 28, 2007

apple pie 

You know the thing everybody learned to make in quarantine

Apple pie
(Ps you have a small pp)

apple pie by bot#3082 March 28, 2021

Apple Pie 

The type of food you’d rather eat than a carrot cake after smashing your opponent in boxing.

“That guy made me hungry for apple pie after that nightmare of a boxing night!”

Apple Pie by LikeXD31 September 21, 2021

Apple pie 

When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her

Girl: I want kids.

Guy: No

Girl: please

Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.

Girl: how’s that?

Guy: Apple pie style:)

Apple pie by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022