apple pie

a cleverly diguised word enables you to cuss some bretherin whom you are vexed with without them realising. Apple pie meaning pie --> sigh --> sii --> simple = dopey, ditzy, not really capable of going into deep conversations in because they get lost in their own thoughts etc...

e.g ::

barney ~ oii, blad mind the-

{some bretherin falls down stairs}

barney ~ (mutters) fucking apple pie ...

by BarneyBwoii. May 5, 2008

Apple Pie

Apple pie is like sex with a woman Believe i know

I like apple pie.

by SongsOfOld October 3, 2003

Apple pie

When you perform penetration in a smokers throat, that has the hole for breathing, and then ejaculate in said hole.

Hey how was Sarah last night?
Well I performed an apple pie on her so it went all right

by Okooooook018125 November 12, 2020

apple pie

the new way of enhancing erections.

(guy talking to mate/guy before date)
have you had your apple pie?

by TheCroft June 28, 2007

apple pie

You know the thing everybody learned to make in quarantine

Apple pie
(Ps you have a small pp)

by bot#3082 March 28, 2021

Apple Pie

The type of food you’d rather eat than a carrot cake after smashing your opponent in boxing.

“That guy made me hungry for apple pie after that nightmare of a boxing night!”

by LikeXD31 September 21, 2021

Apple pie

When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her

Girl: I want kids.

Guy: No

Girl: please

Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.

Girl: how’s that?

Guy: Apple pie style:)

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022