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golgi apparatus

While completing completely useless TAKS packets in a chemistry pre-ap class, one of the members of the roflcopter crew (including romo, lucio, pakiprince, and cha) declares that the teacher is a 'golgi apparatus' for giving us such lund-chuusing work. It was then used day-in and day-out spreading the use of this great word.

the many different forms;

1. n. - One who is deficient in judgment, sense, or understanding.; tard

2. adj. - Lacking or exhibiting a lack of good sense or judgment; tard-like

3. Verb. - can mean anything you you bhenchods want it to mean
1. That golgi apparatus, Herod needs to teach us the lesson and not show so many useless videos.

2. That test over Acids and Bases was very golgi apparatus-like.

3. Im going to golgi apparatus all over Lanny tomorrow! ^-^
by pakprince 202 May 5, 2005
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Goat Peeling Apparatus©

The well honed instrument of the Goat Peelers. Resembles somewhat in shape a rotisserie barbecue spit with a large, razor-sharp blade attached. The Goat Peeler, applying acute precision and craftsmanship, aligns the blade according to the Goat's size, shape and coarseness of fur; in an equally timely manner counter-clockwise rotates the handle of the spit to which the Goat is attached, running the blade across the surface of the doomed Goat...executing in extreme prejudice, with the goal of removing the skin, fur and gristle from his subject without causing the Goat to expire during the process.
Jebediah: "Jared, have you sharpened your Goat Peeling Apparatus© for the upcoming competition?"

Jared: "Yeah, but I was so drunk off my white Irish ass when I did it that I'd better go over it again. Thanks for reminding me."
by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007
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Sexual apparatus

Possably the most polite and sexually neutral way to call genitalia.
I want to touch your sexual apparatus.
by Kokuraz September 26, 2005
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Apparatial

Denoting that something requires an apparatus; antonym of "hand held"
eg. a missile is apparatial because it must be fired from a turret or vehicle, however an RPG is not because it portable and operated directly by thee user.
"Apparatial Offensive Technology"
by SwimmingBark64 July 18, 2021
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Apparation

Operation in Separatist Apparition, frequently employing Media Imagichicanery*.

Also "to apparate", Apparationist, apparatic & Apparatism; Apparatist.
The Right-Wing-Narrative Constractors* apparation to discredit all forms of Socialism has partly promoted its renewed popularity among the people.
by PartisanZ July 19, 2022
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apparatus

"damn that is one hot piece of apparatus. brap and a subsequent dingdong"
by pleasantmotherpheasantplucker December 5, 2012
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apparatus

hey! they used an apparatus!
by nookiexxx March 1, 2010
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