antique

To hit someone with a handful of flour while they are asleep, covering their heads. Results in the production of "nose muffins".

Let's antique his sleeping ass.

by Wade March 21, 2003

Antique

To pack a pulverized substance (preferably baby powder, corn starch, or flour) in ones butt crack and then fart in somebody's face

whoever falls asleep first is going to get antiqued for sure.

by Clevername16 January 11, 2016

antique farming eqipment

an old black man sitting at an bar, cotton picker slave

hey tony look at that antique farming eqipment sitting at the bar.

by swap donkey November 21, 2011

Antiquity comprehension

Famous IRA tiktoker interested in history based in the USA

Hey do you follow antiquity comprehension?
-No, why?
- Dude you missing out, he's posting great educational videos!

by Officer piggy wiggy August 12, 2021

antidate

An eye-opening crappy experience that cures a person's crush. Usually happens on what the first person thought would be a date but turned out otherwise.

Guy A: "Dude, how was your date with Brandy?"

Guy B: "Awful! I spent the whole time painting her apartment while she talked on the phone with some other guy. I'm totally done with her."

Guy A: "Wow, sounds like quite an antidate."

by bayrunner January 20, 2011

Antique Chandelier

A variation on the act referred to as the 'antique' method where tea-bagging is added mid throw so that the extra 'baggage' resembles an antique chandelier on the friends face.

" Woah dude, you just totally antique chandelier that dude... with your nuts."

"We should Antique Chandelier the Cro-Mag."

by Deadly Jerm January 21, 2009

Antiquarius

An Aquarian who is nothing like what an Aquarian should be in character, behavior, attitude, etc... The word is derived by combining the 'Anti' from 'Antichrist' and 'Aquarius', but first removing the'A' from 'Aquarius'.

The Age of the Antiquarius is upon us, war and misery abound

by HB-Antiquarius May 9, 2011