Antimate

A bad friend, someone stabbing you in the back in public, highlighting negative sides about your character or just a douche.

On IRC.
#1: THERES PORN ON THAT LINK YOU GAVE ME
#2: So?
#3: Some people have problems with intimacy
#1: I googled that word, intimate or whatever
#2: You didn't know what intimate means?

Person #2 would be the Antimate in this case, highlighting the fact that #1 did not know the meaning of intimacy.

by Makeybussines March 23, 2009

Antigates

Rare disease attacking the imune system.Begins with a 24 hour like vomiting bug and develops to attack imune system and vital organs.Unable to eat or digest your body begins digesting muscle.People suffering normally grow weaker and weaker and eventualy develope anorexia nervousa like feelings withinn their body.Generaly sufferes bcome dependent on a career.By the end of the process the sufferes hair is generaly thind their body hair has become darker their spperance is skeletel and their skin becoms a pasy white.Unusal in modern times.I t is still unknowin how the disease is contracted.

the earliest recorded case of antigates is kya rossie of rome 1700

by anti gates June 24, 2009

Antimatter Dick

A dick so large it destroys anything it comes in contact with

Johnny literally destroyed my pussy last night, He has an Antimatter Dick!

by MrSokol January 14, 2020

midget anteater

a small penis that is not circumsized!

My friend jeremy nielsen has got a midget anteater!

by jeffro7946 March 31, 2009

Anteater

The phenomenon that occurs during fellatio where the person performing the blowjob closely resembles a small mammal sucking termites out of a stump. The term can also apply when someone is really enjoying a Popsicle or a banana.

That chick is a master fellatrix, check out this anteater selfie she just sent me!

by WWWJWD May 13, 2016

Swimming Anteater

When one guy is sitting down two guys approach him from opposing sides. The guy in the middle then proceeds to pull out the dicks of of the other two and stroke them off while he sucks his own dick. Thus appearing to look like an anteater doing the doggy paddle.

"Me and Dave were over at Jimmy's last night, shit started to get real gay and next thing I knew, Jimmy was doing the swimming anteater on us."

"Nothing gay about a Swimming Anteater, that shit is just innovative."

by dr. romulus whitaker March 2, 2010

The Anteater

A sexual act similar to the lobster claw, in which 4 fingers are inserted into a vagina, while the middle finger is inserted into the asshole. The position of the hand with the middle finger up resembles that of an anteaters nose.

I gave that bitch an 'Anteater' last night while she was sleeping on her stomach.

by Jake May 13, 2005