asseurysm

The act of twerking so much that you have a aneurysm

Laquasha: DOCTOR DOCTOR HELP I CANT STOP TWERKING!!!

Doctor: I'm sorry Laquasha but you have an asseurysm.

by Urmom123 March 31, 2014

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Vulgar Auteurism

A term to denote films that are extra sexy, but people haven’t realized it yet

Nothing better than a night of Resident Evil and vulgar auteurism with the boys

by Sean333 April 2, 2021

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Tool-Based Massive Anneurism

A brain explosion caused by listening to to much Tool.

This poor kid died of a Tool-Based Massive Anneurism.

by Rsynv5 August 30, 2009

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angeurysm

The intense and immediate rage you feel when your boss, co-worker, family - any human, does something so inane you feel as if your brain is going bleed spontaneously.

True story - After being on hold to place an order, the customer service rep located somewhere in the mid-west told me they don't ship out of the United States. I tried to explain that New Mexico was between Texas and Arizona, but definitely north of the Mexican border. Despite my geography tutorial, she didn't believe me and hung up on me - I experienced an angeurysm!

by chatterbox63 June 17, 2009

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aneurysmonatoiletphobia

The acute and crippling fear of having an aneurysm on a toilet.

"Anybody could kill you! You could slip and fall on a banana peel! You could get in a car wreck! You can fall off a bridge!"

"You could have an aneurysm on a toilet! You never know..."

"My aneurysmonatoiletphobia prohibits me from using a toilet at all. I use that bucket in the corner, and save of my water bill!"

by Poh-tay-toesiez February 24, 2021

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