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Anal Sex

When you find someone you love and trust with all of your heart. You have to let them penetrate your arse. I waited so long but I finally gave in and had a go. It is awesome and is my new favourite way to be sexually penetrated. My man was gentle at the start but now that I am used to it, he goes mad, I love it and best of all he does too.
Girls, give it a go. Anal sex rocks!!!
J: Wanna try anal sex? I want you to fuck my arse.

B: No problem sweetness.
by Jenji74 May 11, 2009
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Anal-Sex August

In the whole month of august you need to have anal-sex with someone atleast once
Bro 1: Hey Bro, wanna complete anal-sex august with me
Bro 2: Bend over, lets do this quick.
by DinOldemor7 November 9, 2021
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Anal Sex

When the crack you attack is the track in the back.
If you need an example of what anal sex is...your too young to read this.
by DonnieLee August 7, 2006
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Okay, seriously, i have read about 4 pages of these and guys talk about girls literally shitting all over the place. You cant expect to just shove it up in her ass...and you shouldnt do this with complete strangers, ya never know who elses ass they have been up...I personally LOVE anal sex because when i do do it, its done right. If your worried about your girlfriend "Shitting" all over you (which rarely happens unless her ass is stretched out THAT much ick anyways) Ask her to do an enema a few hours before...it only takes 5 minutes and it COMPLETELY cleans the rectum out and its healthy to do..leaving room for your cock or plug for Double Pen, depending on what your in to and its MUCH more pleasurable...and there is NO mess or as some of you idiots would put it "corn shit" or whatever you guys said...Anal Sex is VERY pleasurable and orgasmic if you fucks would do it right...try the enema before, guaranteed its 100x better... Have a good one :D
by Megs32 February 13, 2008
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anal sex

1. Fun!

2. An act of intercourse that involves inserting the penis, fingers or another object into the anus in order to provide stimulation and pleasure to the reciever, and/or giver. May involve lubricants in order to ease movement. Can be done alone or with a sexual partner.

3. A sexual act that is prohibited by certian religions as
"unclean" or "impure", such as in Orthodox Judaism and in some circles of Christianity.

4. A sexual act that is banned in certian countries and states, such as Mississipi, USA.
1. "Thanks for the anal sex...it was a blast."

2. "He teased the tight ring of muscles with a slick finger before pressing it inside himself."

3. "INFIDELS!"

4. "What the HELL do you think you're doing?"
by L'Ora June 3, 2009
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Anal sex

Anal sex is the stimulation of the nerve endings in the anus by the fingers, mouth, penis or any other sex object, such as a vibrator or dildo.
josh gave me anal sex last night
by lalala330 June 22, 2008
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God Hates Anal Sex

A group of individuals who believe that God hates all anal sex and those whom allow anal sex to exist ("assfuck"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of anal sexual people, carrying signs stating that God hates anal sexual people, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for being an anal sexual people.

They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to anal sex and "assfuckers." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.

They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.

They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or does not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.

If God does in fact hate anal sex , he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Anal Sex " shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.

I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Anal Sex " goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."

God Hates Anal Sex is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral
God Hates Anal Sex is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral.
by Tant Lover November 18, 2006
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