Sexual Terminology: Whereupon a man is about to receive oral sex with his woman. Just before insertion he aggressively open palm smacks her. The woman will naturally react with screams in protest. The instant her mouth opens the man quickly places his testicles in her orifice and vigorously bounces them up and down. The end result should sound like an Indian war cry.
Rachel was being a bitch all day. So when things calmed down and she decided to get frisky, she went down on me and i gave her the Apache Chief.
by TheBirdmanAnderson January 16, 2010
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"My girlfriend didn't tell me that she was on her period before I fingered her, so I gave her an angry apache.
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The Anaheim Bullfrogs were a team in Roller Hockey International from 1993-1997 and 1999. In 1998 they were a team in Major League Roller Hockey. They won three championships in 1993 vs. the Oakland Skates, 1997 vs. the New Jersey Rock n' Rollers and 1998. They lost in the championship round in 1996 to the Orlando Jackals and 1999 to the St. Louis Vipers. They were the only team to win the Murphy Cup more than once. They could be labeled the most successful RHI franchise not only due to the championships but they had the highest attendance of any other team practically every year.
by Special Ed December 21, 2007
Get the anaheim bullfrogs mug.A city in southern california often mistaken for Anaheim Hills. Looks great to people that don't live there because of Disneyland, the convention center, the pond of Anaheim, etc. but contains plenty of gang activity not usually mentioned in the media. To outsiders it can be seen as a fun place to live but to anaheim residents it is often seen as dirty, ghetto and overcrowded. Mostly inhabited by lower income residents and the very few whites that were left behind during the white flight. Often called Anacrime by locals.
People who don't live in Anaheim: "I would love to live in Anaheim because Disneyland is so close, it would be so fun!"
People who live in Anaheim: "Man I can't wait to get a good job and move out of Anacrime, I hate it here!"
Anaheim residents: "Did you hear the helicopter overhead the past few nights looking for the gang member?" "Yeah the pilot said to lock my doors and wait for the police dogs because the gang member is hiding somewhere. Same thing as last week just a different person this time, so I'm used to it." "Oh yeah I'm used to it too, man I hate Anacrime.."
People who live in Anaheim: "Man I can't wait to get a good job and move out of Anacrime, I hate it here!"
Anaheim residents: "Did you hear the helicopter overhead the past few nights looking for the gang member?" "Yeah the pilot said to lock my doors and wait for the police dogs because the gang member is hiding somewhere. Same thing as last week just a different person this time, so I'm used to it." "Oh yeah I'm used to it too, man I hate Anacrime.."
by always honest May 10, 2016
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Get the anathema mug.When you are getting jerked off and the lotion on the girls hands wears off and it feels like you are getting an indian burn on your junk, then tearing the thin layer of skin off your penis, resembling the shed skin of a snake.
dude it was terrible, my girlfriend accidentally gave me an apache snakeskin last night because we ran out of KY. now my wiener is all blistery and scabbing.
by iluvtogetskiied July 27, 2010
Get the Apache Snakeskin mug.An apache pilot is a Military Officer often characterized as one who, has no regard for safety, is often considered to be arrogant, and is thought to have the ability to drink copious amounts of alcohol. Army Apache Pilots are normally smarter than the average human being and are the most aesthetically pleasing people on the planet. To be in the presence of an Army Apache pilot is an accomplishment. The AH - 64 Apache helicopter is a 20 million dollar war machine that should be respected as such. Women are normally drawn to Apache pilots because of their attitude in the military and their above average looks.
Jon: I didn't know Dave was an Apache pilot
Randy: Yeah, why else would he be referring to himself as God's gift to women after finishing a half gallon of rum last night?
Randy: Yeah, why else would he be referring to himself as God's gift to women after finishing a half gallon of rum last night?
by randythescientist October 6, 2010
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