Urkel Jerkle

A fetish party discernible by a large number of men dressed like Steve Urkle who gather to Masturbate to reruns of family matters.

“We want to have an Urkel Jerkle, have you seen My Family Matters Box Set?”

by DasNastee91 September 14, 2018

urkel power

An urkel is a percocet, which is a prescription pail killer. URKEL POWER is a term used to describe the feeling of being high off of a percocet. Just like the character Steve Urkel from the show Famiy Matters acts hyper, urkel power is the energy you get from a percocet.

Let's go get some urkel power! Or once the high kicks in, you simply yell "UR-KEL POW-ER!" and you have to do it in 4 syllables.

by Mr. and Mrs. Baby April 23, 2009

Steve Urkel

Purple haze, real sticky and rare purple haze

I keep that Steve Urkel by the ounce

by JR423 March 11, 2008

urkel-esque

of or pertaining to anything danny does

wow, that statement danny just made was very urkel-esque

by p0l June 30, 2003

Urkel my wife

The expression "well blow me down" for people under the age of 60

The Jaguars won the Super Bowl!!!
Well Urkel my wife!!!

by URkEL September 30, 2012

Steve Urkel Syndrome

Steve Urkel Syndrome is a disorder in which the suspect has an extreme, almost creepy, infatuation with a person who does not wish to engage in romance with the suspect, even attempting to actively avoid them. Common symptoms include: obsessive tendencies, dressing like a dork, social ineptness, snorting, and stalking.

Steve Urkel Syndrome is named after the Family Matters character Steve Urkel, who had a serious lust for Laura Winslow, who absolutely despised Steve Urkel until the later seasons, in which they became an item.

many stalkers and rapists exhibit Steve Urkel Syndrome towards their victims.

by Punchy_207 June 10, 2022

Rusty Urkel

A Rusty Urkel is when you break wind in your love's face during oral sex and immediately put your finger to your lips, roll your eyes, and dramatically say, "Did I do that," in your best Steve Urkel voice!

Bill: How did you get pinkeye?

Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.

Bill: What did you do?

Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.

by Dr. Front Butt December 26, 2023