Alfredo

A poetic queen 😌💅✨

Have you heard of Alfredo’d poems they’re so deep!

by 👁👅👁🍦 November 3, 2020

The Alfredo

The act of rubbing out the first load out while one self is still Flaccid,Soft,Limp, and or like a wet noodle.

after school one day. Doug got home and couldnt wait to masturbate, and that he did, didnt even wait to get an errection. He finished, and to his suprise he even ejaculated. From then on out he refered to this act as The Alfredo, AKA. The Fredo.

by The Original Rotten January 21, 2011

Alfredo

Tall person that talks too much text.

That guy is called Alfredo.
You are like Alfredo.

by Radita October 20, 2021

Alfredo

Thick, chunky, very white and gooey sperm.

"My boyfriend's cum looks like potato soup."

"Dude, that's alfredo cum... He needs to have that shit checked out by a doctor!"

by CrazyJay November 22, 2009

Alfredo

Idiot, dumbass

He’s Alfredo

by Queteimpota July 2, 2019

Alfredo

Someone who is very fat, obese.

Why is the ground shaking? I think Alfredo walked into the room

by Cricri2005 May 23, 2020

Alfredo

A gay bisexual Mexican that drives a dmax and blows anyone in sight with a truck especially guys with a tiny pecker and an lb7 with daddies money to show it

See fred over there? God he is such an alfredo.

by Eürö Trä§h May 24, 2019