Facebook Amnesia

A condition of thoughtlessness which occurs when you open up Facebook and forget what you are doing. It is usually temporary, and the person will eventually awake as if out of a stupor. Those who suffer from it are unable to retrieve information and instead fall into a state of oblivion. The most common symptom is mental blankness where the victim descends into a deep state of incognizance.

Danny: Dude, can you see what time the open mic is at?
Rob: Sure man, lemme just check on Facebook.

15 minutes later....

Danny: Bro! What the hell have you been doing for all this time?!
Rob: Oh, I, uh...just looking at some pictures of this girl who's a friend of a person I found on the wall of an acquaintance from middle school.
Danny: Broooo! Shit, stop it, she's like 16. You've got Facebook Amnesia! Now go and check the event page.

by MonteCristo8 August 26, 2013

Vag Amnesia

When a guy ignore all his friends because he either has a new girlfriend or because his girlfriend is around. Male form of dick amnesia

John hooked up with Jessie and now it's like he has total vag amnesia.

by MDSA December 20, 2005

tea amnesia

When you make yourself a cup of tea, and in leaving it to stew, forget about it, only to discover it, lukewarm, half an hour later, completely undrinkable

I was looking forward to that cuppa all day, but now my tea amnesia has robbed me of it

by teamon October 2, 2011

Amnesia Dark Descent

A Independent video game made to make you shit yourself. Instead of using cheap scare tactics and gore, it rapes your mind with psychological torture. I mean this game game Made Chuck Norris shoot out liquid shit and flood the world for 40 days and 40 nights! I started crying before I even got a chance to see the first enemy! And best of all: Its affordable!

".... Somebody wet my pants....." - Me after playing the first level of Amnesia Dark Descent

by Angry Otaku October 15, 2010

amnesiac

Yet another incredibly fucking awesome album by Radiohead. Released in 2000, this album was slightly more rock driven than Kid A, but still had some eccentric yet amazing, techno-electronica-experimental songs.

Amnesiac fucking kicks ass.

by Radioheadfan September 28, 2003

cock amnesia

When a female has performed oral sex on a male and does not remember the experience. Even after presented with evidence she denies ever performing the act. Must not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Dick and Jane were in a long term relationship. But one day Jane went over to John's house and gave him head. John told Dick, and Dick confronted Jane. Jane refused to believe or admit that she gave John oral. Jane has been diagnosed with Cock Amnesia.

by Pace' September 14, 2006

amnesiac

a very very good album

hmm.
I've had a shit day, I think I'll go listen to Amnesiac.

by arsia September 5, 2003