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Allen's Law 

In order to prove that an event has occurred, one must have three witnesses or a picture/video or it did not happen.
"Bro last night I drank a how bottle of Bombay by myself and didn't get drunk!"

"You got 3 witnesses or a video"
"Naw"
"Didn't happen, Allen's Law!"
Allen's Law by wndrlnd June 6, 2017
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Salvador Allende 

Socialist hero and champion of the poor who was President of Chile from 1970-73. He was the first democratically elected Marxist in human history; a friend of Fidel Castro and admirer of revolutionary Che Guevara, yet he was totally dedicated to achieving socialism through peaceful, legislative means. Eventually his nationalization policies pissed off American multinational corporations and he was killed in a coup d'etat engineered by the CIA, replaced with a blood-soaked pro-US dictator named Augusto Pinochet, whose reign of terror lasted 17 years.
Salvador Allende was a man of the people, and thus an enemy of American corporate fascism.

"Long live Chile! Long live the people! Long live the workers! These are my last words, and I am certain that my sacrifice will not be in vain, I am certain that, at the very least, it will be a moral lesson that will punish felony, cowardice, and treason." - Salvador Allende, September 11, 1973.
Salvador Allende by allendevive November 10, 2008
Someone who is really smart, but never believes in herself. She's gorgeous, though she never admits it, for she doesn't believe it. She's fun to be around, and can make everyone smile. If you ever meet an alleyna, hold her close and love her.
Person 1 Hey alleyna, your so pretty
Alleyna No I'm not!
But she is.
Alleyna by Live-in-reality May 25, 2018
-light in the darkest of times, very strong willed , hard working , best employee willing to go the ends of the earth for those she loves, true angel , caring, loving , honest and true, devoted , faithful, most beautiful soul ever , greatest friend you could ever pray for.

Impossible to forget or hate
Alena will always succeed and never give up.
Alena by S Tree May 26, 2018

allen kuhn 

also known as twinkle toes or hammer. describes a very awkward person. the name is derived from the animal, raccoon. could be called, "The Kuhn".
Guy - did you see that weird kid walk on his toes?

girl - yea, he must be the allen kuhn
allen kuhn by the kuhn April 25, 2010
A beautiful loving friend. Always likes to mess with you and make HILARIOUS jokes. Hot and any guy is lucky to have her.
YO! Aliena you lookin sexy!

Girl, Aliena's is one of those gals who can just always make you happy!
Aliena by RudeKidInThePark September 19, 2018