Albertoscorfano.outsold

Would simp for any fictional character.
Is taken by Alberto Scorfano himself.
Cheated on Finn Mcmissle and got back with him multiple times. Has broken many community guidelines. Originally was Quackity and Adrien Agreste’s ex.

Albertoscorfano.outsold’s content makes me cream.

by thatonefruitydude August 9, 2021

Albertsons

A communist outpost hidden as a grocery market

Look it’s a COMMIE FUCKING OUTPOST ALBERTSONS

by EMSP420 June 11, 2019

albertos

A 24 hour fast food Mexican restaurant that is gas.

Offering free horchata on Tuesdays (the same day the club goes up)

Hey Kings I’m heading over to Albertos, catch you in 5.

by Dr t June 27, 2020

Albertsstuff

A awesome youtuber who creates content on a game called Roblox and is also still chill

Wow, I heard Albertsstuff created a meme!

by Mr DefonitionGuy April 27, 2019

albertsons

A place where human beings turn into beasts and try to save as much money as they can...it's a place where you see certain soccer moms everyday because they have nothing better to do after they dropped off Talan, Shiloh, and Dakota at soccer pratice. Certain customers can earn a title known as "Legend" if they are deemed worthy by a certain group of cool employees. These "cool employees" pretty much run the store and are all smoking hot, no homo. Such legends at one particular store in Rowland Heights include: Cabbage Patch Lady, Duckman, Paper Bag Lady, Cat Lady, Orca Lady, Leather Man, Benson & Hedges Lady, etc. And the hoes that work there will dress up all skanky and come into the store on their off days to show off. This is what is referred to as "Cake-Walking". They will come in and buy gum or something not needed...they will then precede to have sex with many dudes and do drugs. And once in a while, you can spot cholos running out of the store with stolen beer.

albertson's checker: "hello mam, do u have your albertsons card?"

asian customer: "nye o nye...fie nie five"...translation: 909-595

albertsons checker: "f me in the mother effing a-hole mother effer"

by Cabbage Patch Lady March 14, 2008

albertsvk

Gorgeous amazing editor who is talented and cool 🥹

“Albertsvk is so cool”-1
“Ikr”-2

by albertsvk March 24, 2022

Albertassment

Verb: When a Premier (typically from Alberta) does the un-important things badly, and then neglects to do any of the important things at all.

Credit: @HollyHoye

Person A: "Premier Smith phoned a film production company to make them change their policies on vaccination."
Person B: "Aren't children's hospitals overrun? What is she doing about that?"
Person A: "This is a classic case of Albertassment."
Person B: "I want out of this province."

by OSTBearBnT December 5, 2022