Alberth

A unique way to spell "Albert" This man has unfairly received a bad rap for situations beyond his control. Quiet, calm, funny, empathetic, and amazing at Super Smash Bros. If you meet a wild Alberth out in the field, try offering him free food and expect to become friends INSTANTLY.

Man: Hey, did you read that inaccurate definition of Alberth made in 2009?
Woman: Yeah, that person must have been SUPER salty about something smh.

by Bla1 November 17, 2016

albertane

The word albertane comes from the latin word alabertanamus which means large and important, just kidding! the word albertane comes from the song "Man from Milwaukee." The song is about an alien from Mars who lives in the capital city of Mars Albertane. See you on Albertane the show i mean.

i come from the planet albertane

by jess May 14, 2004

Albertan mullet

The hairstyle of choice for your typical plaid and trucker hat wearing Albertan adolescent.

Ryan Smyth, anyone from the movie FUBAR: The Movie.

"That kid's got one hell of an Albertan mullet"

by booze? January 11, 2009

Albertan

A Texan who can read.

Another Albertan braging that he lives in the best place in the world? Boy, that never gets old!

by OntarioJohn June 11, 2006

Alberta fur trapper

A Canadian sex act where a male uses a wax pad to “skin” the pubes of a hairy female and uses it as a hat for role play or pleasure

Wow eh that mounty and I just did an Alberta fur trapper eh

by Justspreadinknowlage December 7, 2017

Alberta Steam Train

When someone takes a haul off of a vape and proceed to blow the vapour into another persons asshole

Bro last night I persuaded my girlfriend to let me do the Alberta Steam Train and now her ass won’t stop smelling like menthol

by Senpini salom April 16, 2020

Albertassment

Verb: When a Premier (typically from Alberta) does the un-important things badly, and then neglects to do any of the important things at all.

Credit: @HollyHoye

Person A: "Premier Smith phoned a film production company to make them change their policies on vaccination."
Person B: "Aren't children's hospitals overrun? What is she doing about that?"
Person A: "This is a classic case of Albertassment."
Person B: "I want out of this province."

by OSTBearBnT December 5, 2022