Albatross

This is a term for a fucking hot chick.

Reasoning:
-Jessica ALBA is the hottest chick in the world
-The British call chicks birds
-The King of the Birds is the ALBATROSS

Plural: ALBATRI

Guy 1:Man,i hope theres gonna be some albatri at this party!
Guy 2:Yea, there has to be at least one albatross

by Tommy The Hitman December 27, 2008

love albatross

A person with an huge sexual appetite combined with an irresistable attractiveness to the opposite sex. Normally said with arms spread wide to denote an albatross's huge wingspan. First coined in 'Bottom' starring Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall.

Take me now baby, I'm a love albatross.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Albatross Wings

the Stretched inner lips of a women’s vagina.

Damn! That bitch got some big ass Albatross Wings!!!

by Geric Linlee September 18, 2018

white albatross

An orgy involving three men sitting on a sofa. Another person is on her knees in front of the center man. While she actively performs oral sex on him, she gives hand jobs to the men on either side. The combined action is reminiscent of a flying white albatross.

Yea, dude, Stu, Tony, and I totally got your mom to give us a white albatross...

by palebot October 16, 2009

floss the albatross

carry a burden. albatross being a metaphor for a gift or burden

floss the albatross like daddy kane with a chain

by killerbee33 April 21, 2018

email albatross

Not wanting to write even one email, as such an act would necessitate tackling, or even thinking about, all the other emails stacked up in your Inbox. Occasionally shortened to albatross.

...sorry I haven't been in touch but I've been suffering from a major case of email albatross...

by eine May 30, 2006

Albatross & Finch

6teen's Abercrombie & Fitch.

Caitlin Cooke (6teen Character) LOVES to shop at Albatross & Finch.

by Caitlin13579 December 17, 2008