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Aladdins Lamp

What old dirty hippies used to call a bong
"Last night I hold Aladdins Lamp so I wished I could stay Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away"

Plus you obviously have to be high to come up with the shit Steppenwolf did
by Texhnolyze December 28, 2006
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Aladdin Complex

The obsession with appropriating elements from Arab and South Asian cultures, especially when one does not belong to said cultures, and using them for aesthetics.

Inspired by the 1992 Disney film Aladdin in which non Arab and non South Asian viewers are left confused about where Aladdin is actually set because white people think all brown people are the same ethnic breed and have no purpose of existence outside of fulfilling their exotic fantasies.

This fetishisation, however, is not exclusive to white people and many other PoC have fallen into it, namely East Asians.

The end result of however these cultures are abused is so bizarre and confusing it can only be described as bastardisation. What was meant to look exotic and spicy (whatever the hell that means) is now a hot mess of genie lamps and bindis.

Not the ideal melting pot.
“Did you see Blackpink’s new comeback teasers?”
“The one where they’re wearing maatha pattis and doing namaste hands?”
“Yeah what the hell was that?”
Nasty shit, they have a bad case of the Aladdin Complex.”
by jackblessings July 19, 2020
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Aladdin Complex

an unusual attraction to Middle eastern/ Indian guys
Ever since Laura started watching Bollywood movies, she has developed a pretty severe Aladdin Complex.
by CHALLLAH!!!!!!! September 30, 2009
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Aladdin Package Rub

When a guy stares at a chick, rubs his package, and shouts, "rub my package and I'll grant you three wishes!!!"
That chick was so hot, I had to give her an Aladdin package rub.
by billho July 15, 2011
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aladin

n. a dyke chick that like to ride the magic carpet. usually more butch than fem.
Damn look at Kel, she is such an Aladin pahahaha
by Mikey in Tamarac May 8, 2007
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Aladdining

To use your plane to try to get a girl to sleep with you.
“How did you get her to go out with you?”
“I offered to take her for a flight”
“So you Aladdined her?”
“Yeah, my plane did all the Aladdining for me”
by Montreal-Guy January 22, 2021
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Dynamic Alluding

To do something in front of someone to get their attention, knowing/hoping they will ask what your doing.
He was dynamic alluding to her by watching her favourite movie to cheer her up
by 2010fencebench June 7, 2023
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