A Dirty Alastair is a person that enjoys a colonoscopy far too much for the comfort any doctors or nurses performing the procedure.
Oftentimes they will book unessassary colonoscopies for no other reason than boredom, or to avoid their other personal or professional obligations.
Oftentimes they will book unessassary colonoscopies for no other reason than boredom, or to avoid their other personal or professional obligations.
John won't be at the clientcmeeting this afternoon, he's pulled a Dirty Alastair again...Those poor nurses.
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An affiliation dedicated to the celebration of Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol (1951). This group often rumbles with the Reginald Owen's Boys, who have opposing views on the matter. The rumbles happen annually around Christmas time, and often take place in local parks.
An affiliation dedicated to the celebration of Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol (1951). This group often rumbles with the Reginald Owen's Boys, who have opposing views on the matter. The rumbles happen annually around Christmas time, and often take place in local parks.
Werewolf: Who's your favorite Scrooge?
Dunce: Patrick Steward.
Werewolf: And this is why you'll never be part of the Alastair Sim Boys.
Dunce: Patrick Steward.
Werewolf: And this is why you'll never be part of the Alastair Sim Boys.
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Get the alastair mug.Is a sweet gentle guy but also a pervert when he gets comfortable, has a nice cock and personality. Such a smart person, the kind of guy that you have to avoid too much contact to not fall in love bc you know he's lowkey more into sex than mutual affection
"i can't belive that im catching feelings for this guy, he got me so horny and confused"
" girll he's such an Alastair"
" girll he's such an Alastair"
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