alabaster witch

An alabaster witch is a witch of stunning beauty, that s witch would use her spells in order to make men fall in love with her

That women is an alabaster witch

by Baelantiss January 31, 2018

Alibaster Retard

A person that walks around with a smile so strange, They come off as a mentally ill.

''look at that bloke''.
''A bloody 'alibaster retard' If you ask me''.

by X Typhus X July 20, 2009

The Alabaster Parakeet

this tiny impelament of a alabaster parakeet is though so fake we are not related to the develish of montougues (you have spelt it wrong)our traditonal dress is not to be rediculed it is of satisfactory ,the fez comes from our native land of morroco wher swigberrry (note the triple "r's" as a sign of morrocan heretige) smythe was born my uncle to so say.the founding was of course in 1912 at the beginning the fez tradittin nobel prize.

the wise words of alabaster"fla bledy bla morrocan moo bla bla do be do la la goldfish"

by richard gertrude muhammed popadopelus October 11, 2003

Alabaster Plaster

(n) substitute for the term "shit"
(adj) to be terrible at a task

1) Oh My God this is some Alabaster Plaster
2. I am Alabaster Plaster at poetry

by Alabaster Plastered April 20, 2010

Alabaster Shoehorn

The clean nature of your foot or shoe before shoehorning another person.

"I had an alabaster shoehorn, but after I shoehorned Jamie's vag, I gotta wash my shoe"

by ODRagnar375 October 18, 2018

Alabastery

The dumb things white people (mostly the racist red-neck drunks) say and do thinking they can justify their stupidity by forming a union of other alabasters within their family.

"I wish Thanksgiving was in Flint, I get sick of holidays in Pasco County being ruined with alabastery and nonsense

by HatedByMany March 17, 2019

alabaster street

The sexual act of sticking ones toes in another's as

"Bend me over and give me an alabaster street big guy"

by Jim mcguffin November 22, 2022