The Al Gore

Another term for a preoprism. "An erection that doesn't go away leaving you stiff and wooden all the time.

I had a dream about Pam Anderson last night and woke up with a huge AL GORE!

by JD Lucas June 18, 2003

Al Gore

The man who single handedly killed Manbearpig.

Al Gore killed Manbearpig? Are you cereal?

by stumonk May 10, 2006

Al Gore it

1. The act of turning off an electrical appliance, such as a lamp or television, which will help to end global warming.
2. Referring to your home; Turning off all appliances and unplugging them before leaving for the weekend.

1. If you're not using that lamp, please Al Gore it. The Polar ice caps are melting!
2. Tula: Will you lock the house up while I get the car? Evelyn: Yes and I'll be sure to Al Gore it so that we may do our part to end global warming.

by BaJinxy August 29, 2007

Al Gore

1. Former U.S. Vice President.
2. Grower of beards.
3. Practioner of Black Magic.
4. Inventor of the Internet (most important).

Tyler: Hey, you want to go to church with me?
Jack: Church?
Tyler: Yeah, the Church of Al Gore's Beard!
Jack: Sweet, I'm there!

by Quinn Mallory December 22, 2005

Al Gore

A cure for insomnia.

Doctor, I can't get any sleep. What should I do?
Take two Al Gores and call me in the morning.

by Michael Barr April 25, 2006

Al Gore

Global Warming activist / hipocritical D Bag:

A charlatan hypocrite, sitting back blissfully betrothed in his 20 room mansion that exploits more energy in one month than the average American household does in an entire year (that’s 12 times as much if you can’t do 1st grade mathematics) while laughing at his calculatingly false accusations of global warming while gas looms $5.00 per gallon.

This world is gettin' hot, I shit you not! ~Al Gore

by Big_Tone October 6, 2008

Al Gore

"It's the Electoral vote that counts.That's our system and we ought to abide by it!" -- Al Gore

"We ought to abide by it - Jen-ny..."

by Al "Forrest Gump" Gore October 22, 2004