Al Caponage

A level of Pwnage so extreme it equals getting your brains beaten out by a baseball bat, curtosy of Al Capone

Person 1: This morning I fell down the stairs, dislocating my shoulder and spilling burning hot coffee down my leg and 20 page hand-written dissitation

Person 2: Dude, Al Caponage!!!1!!one

by Ap Calzone July 6, 2009

Al Capwned

Al Capone was a legendary gangster in the 1920's.

To be Al Capwned, one must be pwned so bad it makes anyone watching bleed from their eyes.

This term is used wrong, a lot.

When President Bush pooped his pants on live tv, then fell in to a porta-potty, Vice President Cheney shouted Al Capwned!

by JBN Gstache May 4, 2007

Al Capowned

Something u say when u totaly ownd someone and u want to laugh at them and make them feel bad.

L77T: omg, u owndz me in teh cs.
OwNaGe: AL CAPOWNED!!!

by xsupercat8000 February 2, 2005

Al-Caponed

Al Capone was a Chicago Gangster and bootlegger responsible for the death of many people. However, he was not put in jail for life because of these many crimes, but because of tax evasion.

To be Al-Caponed is when someone punishes you severely for a minor crime because they can't get you on the major crime.

"Dude I heard you got kicked out of the club last night for being under 21"
"No man, they couldn't prove I was under 21, so they Al-Caponed me and kicked me out for swearing at the bartender."
"Dude, that sucks..."

by Jay-FO April 11, 2014

AL-CAPOWNED

Powned as badly as getting fucked by the late great italian american gangster, Alphonso ''scarface'' capone

Dude 1: you just AL-CAPOWNED
dude 2: NO WAY DUDE I JUST GOT POONED

by FitzJIZZLE ON YOUR MUM March 27, 2009

al caponed

the cockney term for getting stoned and getting absolutely blazed out of your mind.

guy that missed out: "hey man, how was last night?"

guy that had all the fun: "ah you missed out man!!!!!!!! me and the lads got totally al caponed!!!!! there was drunk white women for everybody!!"

guy that missed out: "ahhhhhhhhhhhh shizzle my nizzle."

by wang king June 9, 2007

Al Caponed

am. slang; lit the eff up by the mob.

Steve was Al Caponed when he found out that, no, you really SHOULDN'T bring a knife to a gunfight.

by Mister X September 2, 2005